Love making is mostly a part of every relationship nowadays. Most couples have done it, especially those older ones. And out of the green side we’ll be tackling the ways “nooky” is different according to age bracket. This is a very interesting topic, just keep off your despicable minds and try to understand what this article is trying to say. Surely you’ll find this hilariously helpful at the end.
1. Level of awkwardness:
At 18: Almost totally awkward.
At 25: Nothing that some alcohol won’t fix.
At 30: You’ve got this.
2. Foreplay:
At 18: Foreplay? What’s that?
At 25: You’ve got some tricks up your sleeve.
At 30: Yes please, all of it!
3. Underwear:
At 18: The faster it’s off, the better.
At 25: You have the perfect pair of lingerie ready to go.
At 30: Whatever you’re wearing at the time.
4. Where to make love:
At 18: In your parents’ house, hiding.
At 25: Anywhere, and if there’s a chance of getting caught, even better.
At 30: In the comfort of your bed.
5. Frequency of intercourse:
At 18: He wants to do it all the time.
At 25: All the time you spend together is for that.
At 30: She wants to do it more than him.
6. Times in one night:
At 18: All the times that is physically possible.
At 25: Two or three and then spooning.
At 30: Once, but pretty damn mind-blowing.
7. How long can you go :
At 18: Five minutes.
At 25: Fifteen minutes, including the cigarette aft
At 30: Thirty minutes.
8. Expectations after making love:
At 18: You’ll spend the rest of your lives together after this.
At 25: Maybe you guys can live together at some point?
At 30: Just being together right now.
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